why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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black people. that is all...

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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SNAPPLE!

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im gay because im gay

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