if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Sarah Palin

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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