What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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