- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

An irishman walks out of a pub

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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