- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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