A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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