Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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am i invited to party? no

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Punch line.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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