What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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smug face >:}

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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