why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A seal walks into a club...

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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