why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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