this site is funny.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What?

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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