how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Caitlyn.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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poop.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Anti Joke

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