- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

hi hi strager danger

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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