A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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