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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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