Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Women's Rights

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women's rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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