why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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I've got a boner

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Women's Rights

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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