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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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