Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Anti Joke

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