What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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penis

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I've got a boner

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