There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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