A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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poop.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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