what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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