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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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women's rights

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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