Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Dylan Eichas

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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