Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I've got a boner

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GIVE

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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