Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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this site is funny.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Women's rights.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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