What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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