What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Anti Joke

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