Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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