Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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GONNA

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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