Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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