Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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penis

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Religion

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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