What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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what the hell happened to your face

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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FIRE!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

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