Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

26.5% of Americans are obese.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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