What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Women's rights.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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acuna

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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