3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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