Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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