- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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