A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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