Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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lebron

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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