Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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FIRE!!

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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