- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

my bubbles!

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Dick Chaney

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*