Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Yee

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Hi

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Anti Joke

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