- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Women's rights.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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