What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Sarah Palin

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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