Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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69.9

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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