What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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