A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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