A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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someone called a frog a frog

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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