Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what the hell happened to your face

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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i was molested.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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make me a sandwich!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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