Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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GONNA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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88

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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women's rights

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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