Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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America Votes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Knock knock

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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