Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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women's rights

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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i was molested.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Anti Joke

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