Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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