Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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hrih

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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