- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

How Long is a Chinese name.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Gale swallows.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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