Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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