What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Women's Rights

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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lebron

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Yee

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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69.9

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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