Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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