What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Jesus

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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