What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Libraries.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Jesus wept.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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