Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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