Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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America Votes

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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