What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Libraries.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why? Because racecar.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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