There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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