Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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thumbs up!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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2+2= 478

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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