What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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