Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Kony 2012

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Arrow to the Knee

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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