Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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your going to die

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Obama.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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