Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A fat man on a moped

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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