A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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