- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Hello, nice to meet you.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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