Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Libraries.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

pussy enough said

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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