A hayride would be fun.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Your mother is so fat.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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i have cancer

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Hi Adam,

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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