How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Miami Heat.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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