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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

2+2= 478

The NBA lockout

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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