A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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