What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

thumb_up thumb_down +32

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops