Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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2+2= 478

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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you.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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