- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

In Soviet Russia its very cold

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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