There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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