why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Diana and victoria

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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