-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A fat man on a moped

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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