Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Hi Adam,

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Asian NASCAR.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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