What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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