what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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