a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Anti Joke

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