Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

what is white and red all over? a ginger

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

You're on fire.

Netball.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

The economy.

I'm funny.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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