What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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your mom

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I'm funny.

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Anti Joke

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