Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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clamidia

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A black guy gets arrested...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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