A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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