What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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