Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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I'm funny.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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pussy enough said

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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