Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A black person in the NHL

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Knock knock, come in.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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