What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my names jim haha

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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9/11

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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You're on fire.

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Womens Basketball.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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